A personal stoner is a stoner that spends the majority of his time smoking cannabis by his or her self. these kinds of Stoners are more in-tune to themselves, due to the countless hours spent smoking weed alone, they gain a great knowledge of there own personality and themselves as a person. They are mostly anti-social besides there personal friends and tend to act weird around other people.
Joe: so ive been thinking, mike is a personal stoner huh?
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.
by C Jara April 14, 2011
Something bad that happens to someone as a direct result of them being stoned. This bad thing is usually something small and would most likely not have happened otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, that bowl last night hit me really hard. I almost dropped all my Captain Crunch on the carpet.
Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.
Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.
Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.
Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.
by ChocolateBaconCrunch November 26, 2013
The large shit or shits you take the following morning after getting stoned and eating an excessive amount of delicious food.
by Quinzilla January 23, 2011
Stoner Fringe is the term given to a person who has a 'frazzled' fringe due to bringing an ignition source close to ones fringe in igniting marijuana.
"BRO! You've totally made this downstem way too huge! Now I have stoner fringe!"
"Let me spark this fatty bro. *sparks fatty*. OH SHI- my fringe caught on fire, now I have fucking stoner fringe."
"Let me spark this fatty bro. *sparks fatty*. OH SHI- my fringe caught on fire, now I have fucking stoner fringe."
by tsredale October 04, 2009
A Professional Stoner is someone who smokes marijuana on a daily basis from once a day or to an all day activity. Yet what separates a Professional Stoner from a regular stoner is that a Professional Stoner is a PRO. They have the ability to go on with their daily life like a normal average-day Joe. Professional Stoner's do not let marijuana take over their lives and make them incompetent or lazy. Marijuana acts as a stress reliever for the smoker to make life a little easier to live with. Professional Stoner's are active and productive everyday because they have the ability to smoke marijuana as much as they like as well as continue with their schooling, work and responsibities.
Amy and Tuan are Professional Stoner's because they smoke marijuana everyday and still hold their responsibilities in school, work and at home.
by Srenots 8] March 14, 2010
Swag Aura emitting from a chill toker, a person with stoner swag is very chill and usually baked, likes to thinks things through, is not a stupid stoner, but an educated smoker, moves in smooth motions, listens to all the best music, usually care free and really laid back.
by cannabinoidz420 September 02, 2011
1:30
Dylan: Yeah, I was there at noon just like Jarrell said. I waited for like an hour but he never showed up!
Reid: No dude, he said stoner noon. You know that he's faded by late morning. If you waited another half hour, I'm sure that he would've showed up.
Reid: No dude, he said stoner noon. You know that he's faded by late morning. If you waited another half hour, I'm sure that he would've showed up.
by OceanBlooms January 05, 2013