Coco Stir

To Dick slap a person

hey i heard that chick got coco stired by her ex.

by andy-joey January 8, 2008

Stir my salad

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female

I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.

by Fenksikas October 27, 2022

Stir the chicken

The act of inserting a cooked chicken drumstick into the anus, swirl it around until tender and meat seperates. While clenching butt cheeks tightly, slowly pull the now clean bone and proceed to slurp the meat from the forbidden pit.

S.O. and I invited the neighbors over to stir the chicken after our night out.

by Russ T Badge February 9, 2025

Stir the gravy

When the female continues to fuck (cowgirl or reverse cowgirl) after the guy has cum inside her. ( unprotected). Usually rocking her hips in a circular motion for best effect.

Last night after sex , she stayed on top because she wanted to stir the gravy.

by Dr. Pineapple May 30, 2017

Paint Stirring

Only occurs on sunday when the giraffe preacher says holy thanks to spaghetti

Will you be attending the paint stirring later tonight?

by slim slammie da bammie September 3, 2017

stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

Stirring the punch bowl

Verb: when you pee on the side of the toilet bowl right above the water so the water inthe bowl swirls around either clockwise or counter clockwise even without flushing.

I walked into the bathroom and started stirring the punch bowl so I could still hear what my friend was saying in the other room without that loud sound of urine hitting the water.

by Kneegrodamus November 16, 2013