Steve Wilkos

any bald guy that acts tough and cool around others.

"Did you see that bartender that cut off serving me tequila shots, he got all Steve Wilkos on me when I wouldn't leave."

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

steve irwin

1. australian tv personality known for his often-dangerous crocodile-related antics. is the star of the show 'the croc hunter' and is known to utter such catchphrases as 'crikey!' 'my, he's a large one', and the ever-popular 'let's follow 'im!'

2. the head of the Metro Toronto Police major events liason team. This cop is known for two things: 1) for being excessively snarky towards toronto activists, and 2) looking almost exactly like the croc hunter.

1. the croc plunged into the filthy marsh water with steve irwin's left leg in its jaws. the croc hunter gritted his teeth, trying to ignore the massive blood loss, and turned to the camera. he paused for a split second.

"let's follow him!"

2. cops are pricks, and that steve irwin fellow is a prime example, at times even approachingthe dictionary definition of "weenie".

by mic tyson November 19, 2004

steven slater

Patron Saint of Flight Attendants

Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.

His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.

by Diego Mendez August 12, 2010

Steve Ballmer

Current CEO of computer powerhouse Microsoft. Famous on many message boards for his inspirational talk videos, in which he gets really worked up about everything. In one video, He repeats the word "developers" many times until the crowd starts chanting, and often times now people will makes jokes in reference to this video.

When Bill Gates stepped down as CEO of Microsoft, he appointed Steve Ballmer as the new CEO.

by Big Al P November 28, 2004

Steven Irwin

Stephen Robert Irwin (22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006) was an Australian naturalist, wildlife expert and television personality. He was best known for the television program The Crocodile Hunter, an unconventional wildlife documentary series which he hosted with his wife Terri Irwin that was broadcast worldwide. He also owned and operated the Australia Zoo at Beerwah in Queensland with friend William Rollo and his wife. He died after being stung directly in the heart by a stingray while filming a documentary segment for his daughter's show.

Steven Irwin died from being stung in the chest by a Sting Ray.

He was god

by Sinz September 17, 2008

Steve Flats

A Steve Flat is a cigarette that has been crushed flat due to constantly sitting on the pack which has been placed in the back pocket. Widely rejected and criticized at first the Steve Flat cigarette has gained in popularity and has acquired a wide fan base amongst smokers because of its tendency to never roll when placed down, other reasons for preferring this smoke are unknown but my best guess is, its the first change in a cigarette shape since its creation.

Barrett- "Yo Steve, can i grab a smoke off you"
Steve - "Ya, no problem"
Barrett - "What the fuck lol, its flat"
Steve - "Ya i know, I sat on them....again. I'm trying to name it, don't know what though"
Mario - "Call it a Steve Flats"
Barrett - "Massive!"
Steve - "lol fuckin Barrett"

by Stevie_Hagie October 26, 2009

Steve Perry

Phrase used by Matt Stone and Trey Parker in the film 'Baseketball' as a psych-out in their newly made sport.

Matt: C'mom Squeak, throw the ball!
*Squeak prepares for his shot*
Trey: Steve Perry! Steve Perry!
Squeak: Gaaahhh!
*Air ball*

by benormous May 4, 2006