adam sandler

Former Saturday Night Live actor who is well-known for milking out the same jokes. Always seems very desperate for attention.

Look at me--I'm a Jew!

by Mike May 5, 2005

adam sandler

completely talentless...just uses sound effects and farting noises to make it seem 'funny.' no talent, no acting abilities, and a face worth a hard slap.

adam sandler joke: this guy walks in a bar, and he goes FLAARGH! FART! SQUISH!
people: ha ha ha, yer so funny!

by egduf August 26, 2005

adam sandler

he did kate beckinsale thats all that matters

dude adam sandler does kate beckinsale in click, its awesome

by ben_dover August 13, 2006

Stanley Steamer

Since their motto is "Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet", the sex act entitled "the stanley steamer" is when you punch a girl in the asshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). Some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good 'ole stanley steamer.

"She wanted some tough love, so I did the Stanley Steamer"

by .sineP kucS I November 20, 2007

standley

Amazing sexy person. Loyal spontaneous cool person. If you know a standley marry them they are worth it!

Standleys are the best companions.

by Curetype1diabeties January 18, 2017

Stanley

Only the Coolest Fucking house... EVER...
ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever

(on the Lawrenceville Campus)

1:Boy 1: Hey what house is that?
Boy 2: Oh that's Stanley.
Boy 3: Yeah, its the coolest fucking house ever.
2: Shouse is the wellknown battle cry of Stanley.

by pootybooty July 16, 2008

stanley steamer

A shit so magnificent that when let loose it undoubtedly clogs the toilet. Not only does the rank of this shit flow out of the batheroom and into other rooms...but in nearly every case in releasing this magnificent shit it leads to having to call the carpet company Stanley Steamer to have them remove the shit stains on the carpets caused by the original outstanding dump that not only clogged the toilet but got on the carpet.

"You bastard you let loose a Stanley Steamer again..Call them up..speed dial number 4 ass hole"

by Jack P Davis April 8, 2008