squinchy pants

When a girl gets .... ya know .... horney. Her vagina gets all wet and then she's wearing, like pants, like at work or some everyday situation, and then she has to walk around with sqinchy pants all day.
squinchy pants

John makes all the girls at work get squinchy pants.

Girl 1: Hey is that John over there?

Girl 2: Yeah it is! He's so hot he gives me squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Yeah, I work with him and then for the rest of the day I have to walk around with my pants all squinchy.

by Princess Lorraine March 7, 2017

Squinchy

Crunchy and squishy

Your hair is so squinchy!

by Taetaerea john March 9, 2017

Squinch

When a person gets tattooed by their "tattoo artist" friend and it looks like a squished spider

Amy: "Hey girl check out my new tattoo... I just got it!"
J: "Oh that's nice but uh what is it?"
Amy: "A Flower!"
J: "Homegirl thats a squinch"

by thecokeinourstars January 14, 2018

squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.

God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.

by Volktronn February 26, 2018

Squonch

A juul or nicotine device

Hey man can I hit ur squonch

by Yoinkers November 5, 2018

Sqeench

When you hear an awkward noise so you cringe, but all you can do is squish your eyes closed; therefore you are sqeenching

The buzzer of the hockey game made a girl sqeench.

by Palmerlil December 14, 2018

Squincher

Hard, violent, difficult, exhilarating

Jesus dude that shit was a major squincher

Have you heard about that brand new roller coaster? I hear it's a real squincher.

by Ongrong February 20, 2019