Sneef

A sneeze and a queef at the same time.

Oh my god did she just Sneef?

by Somebody that you used to kill July 25, 2014

Sneef

A verb that describes the 2 part act of: 1) person 1 placing their nostril on person 2's anus then 2) person one draws in air through their nose ("sniffs") as person two farts ("beefs"). Its a cross between a sniff and a beef. Hence "Sneef"

Remember when Rob sneefed Peter at the company party? I almost ralphed!

by Plashdog August 20, 2014

squeefe

Female equivalent of a shart, pronounced Squee-fay, when a woman queefs and urinates at the same time. Comes from the words squirt and queef.

She squeefed (squee-fayed) in my face.

by zjones529 February 23, 2015

Sneef

To sneeze and queef simultaneously

Barf keeps sneefing everywhere. It's fucking disgusting.

by shellcraker2012 March 7, 2016

sneef

Sneezing into a vagina while performing oral sex.

He sneefed into her because of an allergic reaction to pubic hair.

by KawasakiGuy October 12, 2016

squeef

squirting and queefing at the same time

i love it when she squeefs. or ew did she just squeef?

by vito470 September 6, 2016

Smeef

When you are eating pussy and she queefs.

Dude, you know. That fat chick from last week? She smeefed when I ate her out.

by Wakawaka36 July 12, 2016