Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

sydney salazar

A pretty girl who is smart and loves to dance and is so fun to be around with

Sydney Salazar is the best person in the world, I wish

by yenddlsoidir January 26, 2017

Sippin Salazar

A nigga sippin whiskey at 5 o'clock in the morning, while wearing nike slippers and shades on like it ain't already dark.

I was Sippin Salazar and almost froze my meat off. - Twan Da Fool

by Twan Da Fool December 12, 2019

golden spaz

a cool and special individual

yo Alfie standen is a golden spaz huh

by yomistawhite October 13, 2022

spazatron

some body who is acting like a asshole or a spazor being retarded some examples are spaz,retard,jumpy,dumb,ass

girl: 1,2,3 whats after 3
boy: spazatron

by scott u December 12, 2007

spazish

When someone is acting dumb, or retarded, or like a spaz.

Guy#1: Hey! Look that turd!
Guy#2: Dude, stop acting so spazish.

by EdNah[!] February 14, 2008

Spazcore

Music that makes no sence at all, has no rhythm purpose of melody

One Guy: Hey man i've been listening to this band called The Shushun and i cant describe them

Other Guy: They are Spazcore dude!

by Cornelius Mcdaggerton July 6, 2010