splazed

a heightend level of intoxication beyond just being blazed. usually involves alcohol. similar to being twisted, crunk, blitzed, or yammered.

yo i'm diesss splazed off that Jack and those Ls. grab me a yeungy.

by HuckFinn08 March 10, 2009

spare meat

Your girlfriend if your married or your extra girlfriend if you're not.

It's key to have some spare meat when your wife or girlfriend is on the rag or having one of her psychotic eposides

by bullet88 September 5, 2009

Splarf

Playing in a puddle of puke.

Or

The noise vomit makes when playing or jumping in it.

Johnny jumped in the vomit and it made a splarf noise.

by astrozombie27 March 23, 2011

Splaress

A word used to express you splunking distress at something.

Wow, I'm splaress at the state of affairs I'm experiencing currently.

by Doing this to prove a point. February 23, 2023

splarf

queef pussy fart
A sound similar to a fart that comes from air trapped in the pussy that may occur while fucking.

Honey, do you need to go to the bath room or was that only a splarf ?

by Swingin' Dick January 28, 2004

sparespare

Another sparerib. Typically used to ask if someone is willing to part with thier last sparerib.

- Hey john, do you have a spaespare?
- Hell nah, this shit is delicious!

by ADHL May 16, 2005

Sparet

Imsulting/vulgar term used to describe someone as a Spastic or retard
Combimnation of the 2 words

Shut up you little sparet

by BigBoy J-Me June 24, 2008