sticky situation

When you are jacking off and you cum in your hand and then get a phone call.

I had a sticky situation the other day when my mom called from vietnam.

by mials January 20, 2011

situational awareness retard

anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.

"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."

by ben d October 23, 2005

no-win situation

a situation in which there is no hope of success

Thanks to the flood caused by Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans ended up in a no-win situation.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

situation crack

its an adjective to describe how a situation has gone out of control.

"Aye Jack, we better get out o ere lad."
"Aye situation crack it is lad. A proper one. Told you not to mess with them Catholics."

by BBBBLK September 3, 2009

Chicken Situation

When you go to say "Chicken Sandwich", and accidentily replace sandwich with another word, in this case situation.

Customer: I would like a Chicken Situation, Please.

Waiter: What the god damn fucking shit is a Chicken Situation?

Customer: It's like when you got bread, and chicken, and a penis, and it's all put together. Minus the penis.

Waiter: Oh, you mean a Chicken Sandwich.

by CSituation June 1, 2010

all up in her situation

Getting physically intimate with a female.

"Awh man, check Debbie over there, you should get all up in her situation!!!"

"Yeah, I walked into the bathroom and he was all up in her situation!"

by ElectricGav December 2, 2009

Situationship

A term women who are batting out of their league use to rationalize getting pumped and dumped, or being a side chick. A situationship is when a man does not want to commit to a woman, generally because he does not like the woman that much, is married, has a girlfriend, or is just happier being single.

A man continues the situationship because he wants to continue having sex and/or feels bad and wants to let the woman down easy and phase things out gradually, so that she doesn't feel pumped and dumped, even though she was.

Jane: I'm in a situationship with this guy, it's so awkward. We only see each other like once a month when he texts me late night.
John: Snap out of it, you're being used and abused. He's probably on to someone else by now and barely remembers what you look like.

by Bill 215 October 14, 2022