Sphinctron

The mythical device that legitimizes numbers you pulled out of your ass

We had no actual data for this, so we had to extract a report from the Sphinctron before the meeting

by Austin_72 January 22, 2021

sphinctologist

One who study's Sphintology, the branch of mathematics which studies the properties and relations of garlic knots, Schrödinger's cat, and spindle fibers.

"What the hell kind of math is he doing on the board?" -Virgin nonstudier of sphinctology

"He's finding the inverse function of garlic knots per spindle fiber you fucking moron." -Alpha sphinctologist

by TeddyG420 February 10, 2023

Sphincterrific

A sarcastic way of saying "terrific". Similar to craptastic or craptacular.

"Wow. I got a Chia Pet for Christmas. That's sphincterrific."

by Shadis December 15, 2003

sphincter slam

A sexual manovere in which sum 1 proceeds to jump and land on there front will giving sumone a buttfuck

Jim gave micheal a huge sphincter slam.
There was blood every where

by Lucas December 31, 2003

sphincter puppet

someone who cuts you off in traffic

God, I almost rear-ended that sphincter puppet.

by chicken February 19, 2005

sphincter cough

The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole

In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life

Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!

Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough

Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...

by J-RIZZO December 28, 2007

flaming sphincter

to act of eating out someone's asshole covered in hot sauce.

that broad gave me an awesome flaming sphincter.

by Joel Diaz June 11, 2006