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Social Koala

Someone who doesn't make plans for themselves and/or their partner, but clings onto other people and their date plans.

Someone who doesn't plan, but takes other people's plans. Often being a third wheel and/or bringing multiple "third wheels" in.
Jon never plans dates with his girlfriend, he just asks what his friends are up to and joins in on their plans. Jon is such a social koala.
by Fuzzybean October 17, 2020
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Social Gravity

The force that draws a person to their original social position, often binding a person and making them feel they cannot fight against it.

A force worth fighting against.
Rhonda clawed her way out of her situation, despite the social gravity which tried to hold her back.
by Jive Pony May 31, 2010
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Social democrat

A Social democrat is a centre-leftist or libertarian leftist, who supports a mixed economy with some government regulation on essential services or government ownership, in order to prevent corperat abuse of these services. Social democrats also support environment regulation, public education to level out the playing field, and social programes to help the less fortunate become better off.
Social democrats include Canada's NDP and many Northern European governments, which contributed to Northern Europe's modern Hight standard of living.
by Secular leftist October 2, 2005
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Social Stamina

The ability to maintain a conversation with a non friend (usually a friend of a friend) for an extended period of time.

NOT ABOUT WEATHER OR SCHOOL!!!!! That DOES NOT count as a conversation!
Guy: Hey Fuckface get out of the car we're at your house and i have to take Rose home.
Me: Nah T Jones i don't think you have the social stamina to talk to Rose for the ride home. Take me with you to help the conversation.
Guy: Ya Fuckface your right I don't have the social stamina, and I like men.
by TJONESISAHOMO July 8, 2009
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Social Netdork

a person who after seeing The Social Network, a Facebook film by David Fincher, creates his own website to become a billionaire too.
#1 Hey, have you seen FACELOOK, the site a guy from next dorm created? It's cool, man.

#2 Nah, I'm not interested in what another Social Netdork invented.
by Ferdinand Heisenberg October 29, 2010
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Social Distortion

One of the few surviving punk bands out of OC in California. Came out in 1978 with Mike Ness, Casey Royer, Rikk and Frank Agnew. Through many changes in the lineup SD pushed the spirit of true punk through rough times.

Mainly sing about problems of bad luck, run down, drug abused life, seeing as thats how it was for Ness. Best Songs were mommys little monster, Ball and chain, story of my life, Dont drag me down and few others. They have refused to change their style of music, thus making them one of the best punk bands ever.

The line up now is Ness, Charlie Quintana, Jonny "2 Bags" Wickersham, and Matt Freeman of Rancid.
RIP Dennis Danell.
Social distortion is a punk band true to its roots!
by The Real Wolf December 28, 2005
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social cancer

The infection caused by tolerating federal-, state-, and local socialism
by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011
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