Sober Soldier

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.

Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!

by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009

Sobercabbed

Fooling someone who is extremely drunk into giving you large amounts of money for driving them somewhere.

I just sobercabbed that guy and got 100 bucks!

by OnlytheBestWords July 28, 2010

Soberdose

Antonym of overdose. recoveryintervention

The sight of his girlfriend on Craigslist naked when he was drunk looking for an escort was a soberdose.

by santikins June 16, 2011

Sobeagle

n. (so-Be-gull) A dog shaped pile of empty Sobe bottles.

After the episode of tosh.o I had a huge SOBEAGLE pile next to me.

by personwiththeword July 19, 2011

sober shades

sunglasses with dark lenses so you cannot see someone's eyes worn to make someone look sober

bro, i need my sober shades you can tell im not sober.

by weed doctor November 23, 2011

Sober-friend

Contrary to your buddies who seem to only be fun or be more fun under the influence of alcohol/weed, sober-friends seem unbearable under the influence of alcohol/weed whether its because their tolerance is extremely low or they simply change for the worse.

"Man I smoked a bowl with my good friend Bob yesterday, and he didn't stop singing and telling me stupid highdeas. He will remain a sober-friend."

by xxarrowxx November 21, 2011

Sober-minded

So´ber-mind`ed
a. 1. Having a disposition or temper habitually sober.

b. 2. self-controlled

adjective
rational; sensible.

However many sober-minded scientists felt that this criticism was irrelevant.

A person who is studious and logical is an example of someone who would be described as sober-minded.

by Jcatralina December 12, 2012