snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.

Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..

by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014

snatch snatcher

A Pussy Magnet, someone who is extremely good at obtaining girls available for intercourse

Steve: I dont wanna brag Carl.. but im a real snatch snatcher

by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015

camping snatch

When you're on a 2 week camping trip, have sex around day 2 and have nowhere to wash the snatch.

Have you seen the flies around Stephens mums tent?

Yeah, she's got camping snatch.

by Snatchcrazy December 23, 2016

Alley Snatch

1. A smelly pussy. A stank ass snatch with hints of wet garbage and warm urine.

2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.

She dribbled down her panties and my dorm room smelled of alley snatch.

My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.

I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.

by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020

Nasty Snatch

Often used when someone doesn't wash their "sensitive" areas down below. The thing that was once a precious 'flower' has now turned into a nasty Snatch. For women who use their nasty snatches in unforgivable amounts of promiscuous sexual acts with multiple partners. Often contaminated with Sexually Transmitted Diseases such as Chlamydia, gonorrhea, and HIV.

Edwin: Matt, bro If I were you, I wouldn't try hitting that Nasty Snatch Sami Jo. That's girls Vagina is like a Freight Train. It's been through everything and Everyone without no sign of stopping.

by xsomeonewhoknowsthetruth April 8, 2010

snatch a knot

To hit someone, usually used in a threat of punishment or retribution. A knot is generally snatched in one's ass, though variants include the neck and the head.

"Boy, if I ever catch you looking around under my mattress again, I'm'a snatch a knot in your ass!"

by Professor Darkheart September 11, 2005

fire snatch

a nickname for someone who has red hair. because the hair on their snatch is red. and fire is red. hence fire snatch

hey fire snatch, get ur hot ass over here!

by j_kix October 25, 2005