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smash her box in 

For a man to have rough, emotionally disconnected, vaginal sex with a woman.
Jim said to Charlie, "I'm going to take Sarah back to her apartment and smash her box in."
smash her box in by Ozzy slanger October 21, 2009

smash and grab

1)a form of petty thievery where the thief has a limited amount of time before he must flee the scene, and so maximizes this opportunity by breaking the glass of a storefront or display and grabbing as much loot as is possible in a single swoop. Often a shattered mess is what remains of the scene.
2)George W. Bush and Dick Cheney's Domestic and Foreign Policy. Substitute the words " the glass of a storefront or display" with either "Iraq,""The Planet," or "The American People."
1) The proprietors had it coming. They were just begging for a good ol' smash and grab.
2)Substitute "Iraq", "The Planet," "The American People," "our grandchildren," for the word "proprietors." in the above sentence.
smash and grab by Pantaloon January 15, 2008

smash guts 

to wreck or destroy the insides of the female genitalia through repetitive pounding with one's average to large sized penis. those with a small penis cannot smash guts, ie randall.
yo greg, did you see the ass on megan? that shit is on fire.
whatever man, i will smash guts on that bitch all nite son.
word.

Smash Her Flaps In 

Slang term referring to the desire to have sex with a woman.
"Yeah I'd well smash her flaps in!"
"Her flaps need a good smashing!"
"I'm guna take you home and smash your flaps in till they fall off!"
"I'd love to smash your flaps in!"

Smash the Calories 

A phrase used meaning wanting to make love/shag/fuck an overweight lady on the large side!
I would smash the calories out of her!

or

I want to smash the calories out of you!