A housemate that remains on your couch with only movements to fill his enlarging belly with your beer..
Its not worth attempting to gain the best seat in the house as imminent danger to life occurs if you provoke the beast as they save their energy to strike any attempt to dislodge them from their position.
Its not worth attempting to gain the best seat in the house as imminent danger to life occurs if you provoke the beast as they save their energy to strike any attempt to dislodge them from their position.
Man.. Simon is a Psycho sloth, i poked him with a stick to see if he was alive still and he smashed me lightning quick!
by Pud69 December 19, 2010
Get the Psycho sloth mug.a subform of a handshake that involves two people mimicking how a two toed sloth would shake hands if they were to do so. Can be used as a form of greeting, congratulations or introduction.
Maddie greeted Julia in the early morning with a sloth handshake to express how excited she was to see her.
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Get the mossy sloth mug.A girl with ugly ass ears, really short, preberably brown curly hair (frizzy) runs really weird and slow. Also she likes to thinks that a lot of people are her friends but they actually aren't. Trys to fit in and say "cool" stuff. Has an annoying voice. Face resembles a sloth or looks down syndrone, but actually is not. Also cannot dance. Now that is a sloth girl for you.
by sharebear210 November 23, 2010
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by emily November 26, 2003
Get the sloth mug.A slow, lazyily moving type creature who plays lacrosse and is #15. He is obsessed with trying to build up muscle and has an awkward tan. This creature uses abnormal sounds and noises in its natural habitat (anywhere he settles in his final resting place) as communication with other sloth like animals.
Cole Russert is a sloth.
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Get the Sloth mug."Hey everyone! Check out my new cool hat! There's a sloth on it! I'm waiting to wear it on Sloth Day!"
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