skals

see skills; a moniker for the ever famed peteyIII. a thick-lipped individual, metaphysical, heterosexual mofo. may most often be seen screaming "REEEEEEE" and being niggardly. has a table in the cafe with his name etched into it.

P.N. ugh look at skals tryin to mack that ugly botch.. never thrice!

n. that nigga thinks he got skals but he aint got shit

by bigga nigga April 8, 2003

Salsa'd

The act of getting hit in the face with salsa, in a similar way to clowns getting hit with cream pie

Person: Dude we woz lyke thrwin piez whenz it got outta hand and jimmi hit steve in the face with salsa
Person2: Steve tots got salsa'd

by Joples the Great December 31, 2008

salsa

Used to describe a woman's erect nipples.

She tweaked until the salsa was visible under her top.

by Medium November 12, 2003

chips and salsa

pretty much the coolest couple around, eden and andres, damn straight jigga

i was we were as cute as chips and salsa

by andy January 31, 2005

salsa cream sandwich

When a gurlly has a dude put salsa and cream in herr pussy then eats her out

"Dude jesse and kaine and jordan had a badass salsa cream sandwich last nite!!"

by Jordan Lydon September 8, 2007

Salsa Pants

The act of having salsa on the pants, usually on the trousers of biatches.

That girl has salsa on her pants, the number 23!

by Yolanda November 15, 2004

Skalanctharapist

A person who studies the art of skank hood

Judy called me a "hoe"...I don't know what that means.
Go ask the skalanctharapist!

by Bob November 8, 2003