Fey-Sized

Verb

any object small enough to easily get lost between crevices and swiped by fairies only to be found in wildly unrelated locations. Examples given: 10mm socket, PC case screws, coins, batteries, marbles, etc.

Hey, please watch out, that's a fey-sized pen spring and I really don't want it lost.

Don't worry man, I'm just gonna-

*twing, out the cracked window!*

...

*CRIES OF ANGUISH*

by the117doctor March 11, 2025

Fey-Sized

Adjective. There's no official size range available, but any item small enough to easily get lost in the strangest of places earns itself this description because it's small enough to be picked up by a mischievous fairy, fae, or other small mystical creature looking to cause minor inconveniences.

don't take your eyes off of that fey-sized 10 mm socket! It's the fourth one I had to buy and I KNOW that little twerp WILL disappear!

by the117doctor April 26, 2025

jumbo sized fucking cunt nugget

An abnormally large cunt nugget

You won't give me a blow job which makes you a jumbo sized fucking cunt nugget

by younggong May 16, 2025

Game-sized mod

A game-sized mod is a mod that are can be considered it's own game and such example are "entropy zero 2,swelter etc" and the game-sized mod is different than dlc-sized mod

Hey man this game-sized mod is great

by Totallynotmyaltaccountforreal July 14, 2025

2x1 sized house

A slang term for "graveyard" as a typical graveyard has the size of 2x1 meters

Ever since my grandfather passed, I've been visiting his 2x1 sized house every Eid al-Fitr to pay my respects. It’s a quiet place, but it feels good to remember him there.

by Emotional Cruiser October 8, 2025

a full sized reject

A fat Twat where getting rejected by women has become a hobbie. It is said that in a certain place in England, when a full sized reject gets rejected, it is a tradition for the spectaters to sing,
" Hey fatty boom boom, can't get a Number!"

That boy over there has just got rejected, hes a full sized reject!
"Hey Fatty Boom boom, can't get a number!"

by pancake-lover March 11, 2010

Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020