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simpleton

someone who drives Chevys, drinks Budweiser, listens to Nickelback, votes Republican, and basically does absolutely NO thinking on their own, at all, just does/thinks/believes what advertising/media tells them.
My sister just got her third Dachsund and of course named it a people name: Charles; total lame yuppie-wannabe. And then Carl just bought a pickup truck, and of course it's a Chevy, his fourth one, cause he's an "All American", like the commercials tell him. He also had Nickelback blasting when he pulled up in it, and had a case of shitty Budweiser beer in the truck. God, my sister and my friend are both such a couple of simpletons.
by aquajerk/surly December 27, 2011
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Simpleflips

The fear of Papa Johns. Also known as Papaphobia. It got this alternate name from one person having this strange phobia, dying of a heart attack upon the sight of seeing a Papa John employee tossing pizza dough.
A: Hey man what you want to eat?
B: I don't care
A: Hmmm, what about Papa Johns
B: Okay you need to S T O P because I have Simpleflips
by NotPickle March 2, 2019
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Simple Plan

possibly the biggest, gaping, no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars ever; see blink 182 and good charlotte
simple plan, time to move out of daddys house, and learn how to play music. how is your life so fucked up, you dont support yourself...
by KDIZZO March 12, 2005
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simple plan

A punk-rock/emo band. I don't know why they haven't been labeled emo, but they definately are more so than, say, Death Cab for Cutie.

They're music's not that bad, but can be pretty annoying if you listen too closely to the lyrics.
"I'm sorry, I can't be perfect."

..Emo.
by Gil April 24, 2005
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Simple Plan

A pathetic excuse for a band. MTV made this band popular, many "punk rockers" like this band and go around screaming about "how hot the lead singer is" Simple Plan formed their so-called-punk band to show how "rebellious" and "punk" they are...it didn't work.
Another shitty band MTV popularized to satisfy the preppy teenage girls out there.
by DrFrankNFurter January 29, 2004
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simple plan

A band singed to the same label as good charlotte .... do u see a patteren? the cry about who they are miss understood teenagers .. when in actual reality the are like 26-30 or wut ever and they still cry about how mommy and daddy want them to be perfect!!!!! come on get a fuckin clue
Fags like gc and avril and hillary .....fuckin fags
by Super S February 7, 2005
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the simple power rule

A mathematical rule useful for finding the derivative or instantaneous rate of change of a function that involves the form y = x^n. If n = 0, then the rate of change is zero, since any number x raised to the zero power is 1. To find the derivative when n is some other number other than 0, simply pull down the exponent n, multiply the entire function by n, then subtract 1 from the exponent after you pull n down and multiply. Basically:
1) y = x^n
2) y' = nx^n-1 (y' means take the derivative of the function with respect to x, so use the simple power rule!)

Piece of cake! One of the most helpful rules in calculus, because if you didn't have the simple power rule, then you would have to use the general form for a derivative, which takes alot longer than the method above.
Try these out! Just take the derivative as described above!

y = 3x^(-2)
y'= -6/(x^3)

y = 12x^0
y'= 0

y = 3x^(1/2)
y'= (3/2)x^(-1/2) or 3/2 times 1/squareroot of x
by Adam Smith April 20, 2005
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