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Simon

A horney, cuddly rabbit with a cute big nose.
"Sorry, my pet Simon likes to hump peoples legs."
by soft chunky lips February 7, 2010
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Simon Amstell

A British comedian known best as a co-host of Popworld and probably the best host of Never Mind the Buzzcocks. He also does stand-up shows and released a DVD called 'Do Nothing'. He's witty, funny, sharp, Jewish, gay and has adorable hair. When you look at him, you want to kiss him and wrestle him at the same time.
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks is shit without Simon.
- I know, nobody can replace him.

A good joke is a joke that needs a disclaimer, like Simon Amstell's joke about Courtney Love.
by Clockwork June 16, 2012
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Simon Says

Definition-1- The classic electronic memory game. The object of the game is to copy Simon's moves, each time you correctly match the lights and sounds, another light & sound is added. If you click out of order, you have to start over again.

Definition-2- The classic memory game. the player acting as 'Simple Simon' gets all the other players 'out' as quickly as possible; the winner of the game is usually the last player who has successfully followed all of the given commands. A play is eliminated by following a command without "Simple Simon Says".

Definition-3- A clever way to express your thoughts when you're dissatisfied with something.
Example-1- I can't play simon says with you guys! Make sure to follow the lights!

Example-2- Who wants to play simons says with me? I'll be Simple Simon to start it off.

Example-3- Simon says, 3 hashtags per tweet is permissible. More than 3 and he gives you permission to SLAP YOURSELF.
by HEX1NER August 9, 2012
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Simon

you such a simon
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Simoriah

A word used to describe a person has a beautiful personality. Mostly used toward women, however a small amount of men can fit this description.
Keri....you are such a Simoriah!
by Mr. Miller October 31, 2004
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simonet

doing something stupid or wrecklace without thinking
that kid just did made a huge simonet and it may have completely ruined his life
by joe wiles101 June 14, 2010
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Simon "bunny" webster

Also used to describe a cutting remark, generally received with no provocation what-so-ever.
Friend One, "You know, Jermaine Defoe is quite a good player."
Bunny, "Yeah, better than the sh*t you've got at Oldham."
Friend One, "Wooooo. Bunny got teeth!"
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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