huge shlong 

Its a massive absolute gauge of a monster it can take anything anytime and dosnt need viagra to get absolutely huge the huge shlong has a mind of its own and dosnt cater much to the shy type

Wow he has such a huge shlong

huge shlong by Nespa 332 March 18, 2022

poopy shlong dong 

When your poop is long as a penis.

Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"

Bobby: " Whut?"

poopy shlong dong by poopoocakes June 13, 2023

Sugar free shlong 

When you fuck a prostitute and don’t pay her

Girl, he gave me sugar free shlong! All shlong, no sugar.

Sugar free shlong by Chanllie May 11, 2020

Donkey shlong 

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex

Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong

Donkey shlong by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015

monster shlong 

When your penis is extremely enormous soft

Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!

monster shlong by Masturbationmaster69 November 6, 2017

Hong Kong shlong

The Hong Kong shlong is a man who constantly beats his meat, similar to a coomer, but he beats it so much and so violently that it could be compared to China’s police beating Hong Kong protesters

Bro I’ve got a Hong Kong shlong, literally my balls turned purple

Hong Kong shlong by The Scoundrel October 29, 2020

shling shlong 

willy, penis, dick, cock, nob, etc.

"don't be a ding dong, cover your shling shlong!" said jeff.

shling shlong by WILLY LOVER! January 1, 2008