A term used by a dodgy notherner who likes staring at the 'top-shelf' in newsagents............I bet he likes the little kiddys watching him do it too!
by ColdRock June 30, 2004
Get the top shelfmug. aka a floater, boat or lincolin log poop
you can easily form these by:
1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load.
2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more.
3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part.
This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit
you can easily form these by:
1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load.
2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more.
3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part.
This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit
by Phill De Conick May 13, 2005
Get the top shelfmug. Words used by chain bars such as "Chevy's" to add $3.00 more to what essentially a slurpee with a touch of tequila.
Waitress: "Make it a top shelf blue agave colored salt margarita?"
Customer: "Sure, it's only $9.50"
Customer: "Sure, it's only $9.50"
by Mark Rave July 2, 2004
Get the top shelfmug. Popular location for a tattoo, namely the the small of a woman's back.
Called shelf-art because its on the shelf.
Called shelf-art because its on the shelf.
"Cyndi has pretty wild shelf-art." "Really?" "Yeah, Trey said he busted a nut there last night and the tat looked like two dragons kissing."
by CB January 12, 2005
Get the shelf artmug. by Bay Area Jess October 10, 2005
Get the shelf-like bootymug. by Geoff January 2, 2006
Get the front shelf diseasemug. 