Sandy Dolphin

While engaging in coitus on the beach or in the desert, the man "pulls out" and sticks his member into the sand, thus having the sand stick to it. He then reinserts it into his partner.

"I was banging Demetrius on the beach and then he stuck his dick in the sand and then back into me! That asshole gave me a sandy dolphin!"

by Sandy Dolphin Giver August 6, 2008

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.

Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

by -DF- May 6, 2009

send noodles

Send Nudes basicly

He I got this bitch to send noodles

by wow my life is the worst December 30, 2016

Sandy

Charasmatic spitfire, usually to swift or cunning for most, independent, smart, loyal, loves whole heartedly. Very assertive, likes order, Can see through the lies.
Has a Colourful personality,..likes to make others laugh, is one of a kind, compassionate, trusting....sometimes too much.
Has a heart of Gold...not to be screwed over...never ends well for the other person!

Over all a ONE OF A KIND....she is a sandy!!

sandy.........great hair, bootilious,crazy,witty, direct,helping,caring, loving. Funny, sarcastic by far,loves a good fight.

by sandy j February 5, 2010

return to sender

Originating at Georgia Tech, in the fraternity house of Pi Kappa Phi, a "return to sender" is only successful with a partner. While receiving great head, the male must, without warning, ejaculate into the female's mouth. Lost in the confusion, the woman must swallow the semen and then proceed to vomit on the male's penis. The return to sender is a rare sight to witness and is rarely planned. If you have been on the giving or receiving end of this depraved sexual act, consider yourself lucky.

Bro: Dude, why was that chick running out of your room?
Brosef: Man that bitch gave me a return to sender.
Bro: Grody

by Students of Georgia Tech December 13, 2007

Sandy Vagina

When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.

"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."

by Mike July 9, 2003

send in the heavies

(v.) to send bailiffs

We'll send in the heavies by tommorrow if the money is not here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004