The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.
Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.
Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.
"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."
by Dolores Del Rio January 31, 2014
Get the selfie shouldermug. by hsuehshdjdhdksh March 4, 2019
Get the Suggestive selfiemug. Me: Quick hide the phone! She's coming back and I've only taken 2000 selfies!
Friend: You gave me a selfie bomb!?!?
Me: Shit
Friend: You gave me a selfie bomb!?!?
Me: Shit
by fuckingmeanestperson December 17, 2013
Get the selfie bombmug. Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!
by SlopNChop November 13, 2018
Get the Creampie Selfiemug. by RedBear14 April 4, 2015
Get the Selfie Stickmug. by nickrobinsonandcats September 7, 2015
Get the cat selfiemug. The wind was stiff and when he aimed right into the wind Tim ended up giving himself a golden selfie.
by setophaga September 24, 2013
Get the golden selfiemug.