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Security Leak

When sponsoring an impoverished child in a 3rd world country, the child manages to find out a few truths about you and demonstrates something called '3rd world integrity'.

See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.
Example of SECURITY LEAK

Dear Sponsor,

I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!

Regards,
Mbutu
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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Serenity Effect

Finishing a TV Series and thinking to yourself, "I'm really going to miss these guys," as if the characters are now friends or family.
Man, I just finished all 14 episodes of Firefly. The Serenity Effect is hitting me hard.
by Fetushead September 11, 2013
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Security Wipe

When you go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because your Fart felt like it could have been wet, but you aren't sure it was a shart.

Used in the confirmation of a shart.
I had to go make a security wipe because I've been eating a lot of taco bell lately and it felt slightly moist.
by Darkearwig September 1, 2017
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Serenity

Girls name. probably the best, calm and most beautiful person you will ever have the pleasure of meeting
i love serenity
by lilyrussell666 March 29, 2019
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Serenity

Serenity is a very nice person,but loud and annoying,whenever you find her alone,she will take you down with love. Serenity does not hesitate with love,whene she wants it,she wants it now!!
???-Remember to stay away from Serenity.
by terdmefuck June 22, 2019
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security nebbish

The equivalent of a Star Trek Redshirt, these ominous looking people are usually dressed in black tactical gear (but also can be in street clothes.)Their only purpose is to be killed by the protagonist (if they are protecting the bad guys) or killed by the antagonist or his minions (if they are protecting the Good Guys). It is pointless having them around in either situation because their main use is to plug up gaping plot holes in an idiotic movie.
"Man, look at all of that firepower!"
"Most of them are Security Nebbishes so they won't be able to harm us."
by CryHavoc July 17, 2019
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Serenity

The coolest person ever and if someone doesn’t think so (Angela) tHey are lyIng to themselves
Wow serenity is so cool😎
by FuckingDipShets September 29, 2019
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