birmingham screwdriver

A hammer. Usually used on delicate devices when a real screwdriver would be better. Refers to the habit of a Birmingham inhabitant (i.e. simpleton to take a rather simplitic view of maintenance. Similar to percussive maintenance.

If it don't work - hit it.
If it still don't work, use a bigger hammer.

Ay, Jimmeh, pass uz tha' Birmingham Screwdriver - oi can't geh this new graphics card in this bastard compu'er wivaht a slight modifahcation

whack There, snug as yo' mum

by Bigger Boy January 21, 2006

screwps

Legendary.
Complete Legend.

That Was Screwps, Man.

by OzzFace June 29, 2008

Screwed the pooch

A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.

"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

deja screw

Feeling like you already had sex with someone. Also, having sex with someone again.

"Hey, do you know that girl? I feel like I've seen her before. Wait, didn't I sleep with her? Oh man, I just got a wicked case of deja screw."

by Caleb Fort January 29, 2005

laying screws

Also can be said to be laying the screws to somebody.
This is the act of screwing the everlasting piss out of another human being, usually untill one or both participants can't stand or remember the date, name, etc. Usually done when in missionary or doggystlye, and usually said to be done to a girl.
-Also see railed

Guy1: I was laying screws to that girl all night.
Guy2: Everybody laid the screws to that whore.

by Rabbit01 July 21, 2008

kool screw

mixing kool-aid, perferably blueberry with vodka

if i feel like going cheap for the night which does the trick, i make a pitcher of blueberry kool-aid and a liter of mccormick vodka, kool screw

by joshua001 March 12, 2007

screwface

1) like a poker face...revealing nothing
2) the scowl etched on inner-city kids faces

"Screwface means I'm not pleased/ Screwface means I'm not amused/ Screwface means I just wanna walk, not talk/ Screwface means I just wanna leave." ~ dizzee

by dani wu July 6, 2004