Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

by A-phish January 30, 2010

schlong dong

*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.

Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!

Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

scilence

When more than one person occupy the same room saying nothing, but are thinking about science.

She and I just sat there in scilence. I was staring at her legs, saying nothing, but thinking about that data I collected earlier that day.

by electricsheepdog September 10, 2010

schlongbottom

1. something you call a person, when you can't think of an insult to call them

1. Stop being such a...a...schlongbottom.

by sharelydumbdumb April 1, 2011

schlonk

To be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.

Joe - "Time to schlonk"
Billy - "No thanks man you go be lazy on your own"

by J Swole March 25, 2008

schlong

a man's protruding genitals
tommy has a really big one

"tommy doesn't know, that i saw his shlong"
"5 dolla 6 1/2 inh schlong"

by kaf June 16, 2008

scion

The Scion TC is NOT to be confused with the other scion- Scion Xb. Scion Xb is the huge box on wheels that people are dissing and Sion Xa is the hatchback that reminds you of a stationwagon, but Scion TC is a sexy car for a good price. Sexier than those stupid, ugly played out honda civics you see most asians gangsters having. lol

my scion TC is shiny, sexy, and silver.

by scion tc luvahh December 26, 2005