Schrödinger’s Homosexual

Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.

That dude talking about dicks like that to his girlfriend is such a Schrödinger’s homosexual.

by The haydero May 19, 2023

Schrödinger's Redbull

When you are on a session with mates and spot a Redbull "display case", you ponder to yourself if the Redbull cans within are fake or filled to the brim. You've then Schröedinger's redbull'd yourself.

Customer: "Can I have a double Vodka tropical Redbull?" I can see there's tropical Redbull over there".

Bar staff: "Sorry, but that's a display case; it cannot be opened".

Customer: "So are they real cans or are they fake?"

Bar staff: *Has been Schrödinger's Redbull'd and contemplating the thought*

by ChickyDippa August 5, 2023

Schrodinger's Imbecile

People that have an complex mind function and are capable to express profound philosophy or knowledge, but also the most stupid things and jokes. At same time. You only will be able to differentiate at the moment them open their mouth and say something... Which can be an utmost reflection very useful and pertinent, or a completely stupid bullshit or even a completely stupid bullshit that can express an useful thought.

He's a schrodinger's imbecile. You will never know what can come from what he will say.

by Gordão August 30, 2023

schrodinger’s feminism

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered until something happens. She will then choose which of state benefits her the most and use it.

That Schrodinger’s Feminism is very effective in getting me off work.

by Hellbound7567 October 10, 2023

Schroedinger's situation

When you are so broke that you incur penalties causing you to become more broke, thus incurring more penalties.

You are in Schroedinger's situation when you don't have the money to fix a broken taillight, so the cops give you a ticket. You pay the ticket, thereby incurring an overdraft charge. And so on.

by harmless_drudge May 9, 2011

Schrodinym

An acronym that simultaneously expands to mean multiple phrases. Refers to the cat from Schrodinger's famous thought experiment.

"They call themselves 'The TSA' which is supposed to mean 'Transportation Security Administration' but it's a Schrodinym that also means 'Thousands Standing Around'."

by zerotrickpony July 26, 2016

Shrodingers Dog House

When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.

Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..

by fatmandy January 25, 2019