The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's shitmug. When you make a bet in poker but you're not sure whether it's a value bet or a bluff. Generally a bad idea.
by PhotonZ July 22, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's betmug. when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know
"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen
by gamergodXD June 2, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Ballsmug. A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
Get the Schrodingers Jerkmug. Do you see that girl over there?
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong
by lordcatfood May 14, 2022
Get the schrodingers schlongmug. When you are both kidding, but also not at the same time. Typically when you're serious about one aspect of something but kidding about another and the two sides are too difficult to verbally differentiate.
by ApathyDefined December 25, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Jkmug. A Human ( or animal if you feel like it ) that you are unsure of their gender, or you are afraid of misgendering, is in a state of Female, Male, ect. All at the same time until they indicated or state otherwise
Guy1: hey you know >insert username here<? I was wondering if they were a girl.
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?
by Might be Zeke June 28, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's Gendermug.