school

An institution created for the sole purpose of robbing children of their creativity and personalities.

I've been going to school for 13 years, and all I got was this lousy ridalin.

by geodude_lol April 1, 2007

School

place to take kids of the streets, put down their spirits, load with useless work, and so on...

Haha now kids will be off the streats withe the school and homework!

by andrewlk September 17, 2006

school

Going to school against your will has the equivalent life-shortening effect of smoking 94,254 cigarettes. 8 hours a day times 180 days a year times 60 minutes divided by 11 minutes lost per cigarette. This calculation doesn't take into account homework, so the number of cigarettes would be even higher.

One valuable thing I learned from school is to never have children so they won't have to go through what I did.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter September 22, 2007

School

Boring, dumb, gay, and a waste of time!

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

school

a place where kids get brainwashed to to stupid stuff that doesnt really matter when you get older.

Teacher: A snake can live up to a whole year without dying.

Student: WHO CARES!?!

Schools useless.

by dsfgfddsfgsgfdsgfdsghgfhbrst August 6, 2007

school

a place kids have to go to for almost 20 years of their life to sit in a chair and learn a bunch of junk.

i had so much fun at school today. i just sat and learned a bunch of junk.

by i've got the remedy August 15, 2004

School

“School”. is a word in some stupid language that actually means hell. School or hell, (your choice) is the reason why you get an ass whoppin. School is the place your parents send you just so they don’t have to deal with your ass anymore. School is also the reason why you wake up at 6:00am in the morning just to get yelled at by someone annoying adult.

Today I’m going to hell, what we learn in hell is Basic Mathematics, Science, history, and some other shit that probably won’t be useful in life. What we eat and drink in hell probably contains spit, pieces of hair, snot, and more disgusting stuff the lunch crew probably feeds us. There are no friends in hell, the bathrooms smell disgusting and look disgusting too, you get held in “detention” just for going when the bell rings and your “teacher”/demon says the classic frase “ the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do.” I mean, who does that? Anyways, in hell, there are a lot of fights, probably caused by the reason you stepped on their new shoes or because it’s hell and... in hell you fight a lot. But anyways during those fights, some dick with probably shout out, “WORLDSTAR!!!!!”, causing the crowd to get more tensed up. In hell, you get a lot of homework, like a 20 paper essay due tomorrow.

But anyways there’s more to school/hell that that.

by DARKER MATTER April 20, 2019