schmutz

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.

by ccmboy July 18, 2003

schmuck

A term used to describe someone who is acting dumber than they are; not necessary derogative term, but when used in the right context it can convey the frustration that one is having during the communication process.

Stop being such a schmuck and listen to me ya dumb!

by erieee December 21, 2009

schmu

A word that means you don't care. A verbal equivalent of a shoulder shrug. Similar to Meh.

"What do you want for dinner?"
"Schmu."

by DancerGirl42 September 18, 2008

Schmuck

This definition of a Schmuck is Brodie aka the Schmuck circle leader

Brodie is a schmuck

by Schmuck gang September 10, 2019

schmat

to smoke marijuana

let's go schmat this weekend

by ahhhsteeze January 15, 2009

schmatz

a type of pizza which consists of a garlic-flavored dough topped off with diced tomatos, parmesan, and mozzerella cheeses.

boy, jill made some wonderful schmatz!

by Jill D. March 27, 2006

Schmuck

the yiddish word meanin idiot

oy that schmuck has no idea what he's talking about

by Fairy tail fanatic January 10, 2015