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schmackin off

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly
by El Juan September 20, 2003
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schmakenzy

what i say to my son when he acts like an ass
I'm gonna schmakenzy-you better run!!!
by Steven B September 3, 2006
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schmablicated

An extream State of intoxification
Dude i got so schmablicated last night
by tapoutbeast152 June 9, 2011
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Schmaltz

to take the last of something and not throw away the box or container that it came in, usually causing much anger in the next person to examine the aforementioned box.
Hey I'm gonna get a donut... What the hell, someone schmaltzed the last creme-filled!
by WuBuRZ October 27, 2011
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schma

"Hey can i bum a schma?"
"Yeah no problem lets go schma a schma"
by "Iron" Balls McGintey January 14, 2010
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Schmaaks

When something is good or u like it.
1: Fuck I schmaaks that chick.
2: I schmaaks brandy & coke.
3: You schmaaks getting rapled ??
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schlagger

"I heard his sheets are rekt."
"Yeah. He wanks whenever he gets the chance to, what a schlagger."
by thomasthetosser July 28, 2016
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