schmackin off

To be masturbating. Self pleasure

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly

by El Juan September 20, 2003

schmakenzy

what i say to my son when he acts like an ass

I'm gonna schmakenzy-you better run!!!

by Steven B September 3, 2006

schmablicated

An extream State of intoxification

Dude i got so schmablicated last night

by tapoutbeast152 June 9, 2011

Schmaltz

to take the last of something and not throw away the box or container that it came in, usually causing much anger in the next person to examine the aforementioned box.

Hey I'm gonna get a donut... What the hell, someone schmaltzed the last creme-filled!

by WuBuRZ October 27, 2011

schma

a cigarette.

"Hey can i bum a schma?"
"Yeah no problem lets go schma a schma"

by "Iron" Balls McGintey January 14, 2010

Schmaaks

When something is good or u like it.

1: Fuck I schmaaks that chick.
2: I schmaaks brandy & coke.
3: You schmaaks getting rapled ??

by Rhettius Bluff Durban South Africa September 19, 2006

schlagger

a sexually frustrated wanker.

"I heard his sheets are rekt."
"Yeah. He wanks whenever he gets the chance to, what a schlagger."

by thomasthetosser July 28, 2016