Schlocked

Safely locked with doors shut.

We walked into the corner and we were all secured, all lights off, all doors schlocked.

by Minimichael123 March 7, 2016

Schloegeled

When a guy leads a girl on for a really long time and then just forgets about her.

He really schloegeled you! Sorry you got schloegeled!

by Definition master 92 March 7, 2016

Schloemer

A guy who's actually nice, but you just want to tell him to go fuck himself every time you see him.

Hey look it's Schloemer, fuck you Schloemer.

by elcaptain6969 September 9, 2016

schlage

When you're high as fuck and are too lazy to get up or do anything for anyone

Oh my god, stop being a Schlage!

by Shlagedong August 19, 2017

schlegli

A swiss word for getting a stroke.

I nearly got a schlegli.

by lichcrise November 6, 2017

Schlaggy tuesday

(Noun): The act of getting schlagered on a tuesday. Every tuesday, falling face first hands second and completely getting schlaged out of this world. A very fucked up tuesday.

Person one: "what you doing tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"

"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"

"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"

by Djtsizzle867 November 22, 2017

schlobbernogged

When you’re too wasted to speak actual words

“Dude im schlobbernogged”
“My mom is calling dude I can’t answer I’m too schlobbernogged”

by Jujubop January 5, 2018