Schingles

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you stick your big toe into her vagina

Yo, she was givin me some good head so I just pulled a schingles on her

by Jr10103 March 11, 2010

Schlonging

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

by Toastor January 5, 2021

schlong

A penis akin to a baby's arm holding an orange.

"He played the leading role in Long Schlong Silver"

by Doctor Word November 8, 2008

Rate My Schlong !

Rate My Schlong ! is a website where guys can take pictures of their dicks and viewers can rate it one to ten -- So far I have a 10.0 for mine - the Perfect Dick!

Matt and I are still averaging a 10.0 on Rate My Schlong !

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 2, 2003

schlongdonkey

1- Another name for the PNRZ

2- Someone who is a PNRZ

"All women want to ride the schlongdonkey; the only problem is that it spits way too often."

by Batrastard July 24, 2003