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hoetastic scale

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.
desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.
by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008
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Fairusa Scale

The Fairusa Scale is the scale is used to determine that a woman of unknown hotness, is either actually really hot, or that you want to punch her right in the mouth.

The scale takes into consideration all possible possible images of Fairusa Balk, then you pass in the woman of unknown hotness, using specific comparison algorithms, comparison operators, and levers and pulleys. you can then extrapolate that you may in fact have to punch a woman right in the mouth.

this scale actually runs along side the normal Scale of Hotness that is also know as the 1 - 10 Scale of Hotness.
Damn, look at that girl over there, I cannot tell if she is hot or I just want to punch her in the mouth, I am going to need to run this through the Fairusa Scale to find out.

*BAM* right in the mouth, she was a 2,
by kernelsandirs October 3, 2013
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boflichter scale

A logarithmic scale used to express how bofl something is. Normal values are 1-10, 10 being the most extreme.
<Stan> I'm a perfect 10 on the boflichter scale.
by BOLIVER February 2, 2003
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Rection scale

She a 1 on the rection scale
by Haitian dad September 5, 2016
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Pussy Scale

Type: Adjective
Orgin: "The Best of Tiktok" by Call Me Carson
Definition: To be inferior than something else, especially when compared to something which is considered normal.
Bob: "Hey Tom look at my tower of cards."
Tom: "Bob, that's just three cards stacked. C'mon man, that's pussy scale."
by RidetheLonelyness April 13, 2021
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cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake
"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*
by bobii December 23, 2007
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the validsof scale

the scale of a validsof is the severity of being a validsof for example 23 on the scale means you watch a shit ton of hentai
23 hentai per minute to be exact
Person 1: yo you validsof i bet ur like 23 on the scale!
Validsof: no im more like 12 on the validsof scale
by gaming legend420 January 15, 2023
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