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Sarcasm

The act of irony toward someone when it is so deserved.
You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT
by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021
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captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.
Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016
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Sarcasm gang

Most feared highschool squad of rapscallions
Ayo sarcasm gang, gang gang niggiiiii
by Carlwheezerscroissant March 15, 2022
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sarcasm

sarcasm means something said with full intent to be serious
it means they actually mean what their saying
sarcasm: yes, i DEFINITELY love you
by King spuducus the ||| September 24, 2022
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Sarcasmic

The fool that Justin is to call it sarcasmic, a made up word to argue with sarcastic
Justin the spazmoid is a sarcasmic idiot
by Fannibasher414 June 2, 2018
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Sarcasmic

When sarcasm is to such a great level, it causes the person to hit an extreme orgasm.
"Ohhh baby that was sarcasmic"
by enjoyeroflargepenis September 10, 2016
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Sarcasm retard

Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.
Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”

Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being

sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
by JaKhaki_Twin May 1, 2021
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