Surging Sanders

noun: coming out of nowhere.

I didn't even give her a warning tap, I totally surprised her with a Surging Sanders bro.

by VanDerBeek May 4, 2016

surging sanders

when you come out of nowhere

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(oops I mean GET A SURGING SANDERS)

by MrCalifornian April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere

"Hillary really wasn't expecting the Surging Sanders last night."

by Two Midgets in a Trench Coat April 25, 2016

Surging Sanders

When one cums out of nowhere much like presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has recently surged in the polls.

I was walking to the pharmacy when Will jumped out of a tree and Surging Sandersed me!

by Col. HappyFapper April 24, 2016

surging sanders

When something comes out of nowhere.

Clinton was surprised by a surging sanders

by ExMuzzy April 25, 2016

surging sanders

"When you come/cum out of nowhere", originally referring to 2016 US presidential candidate Bernie Sanders suddenly narrowing his popularity poll gap significantly with fellow Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton
(Definition popularized by Trevor Noah, host of the Daily Show, January 2016)

I was starting to go limp and thinking of pulling out, but then I suddenly performed a surging sanders, and instantly my sperm was leading in her polls!

by Leif Greane May 9, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out nowhere.

Janice from accounting just got offered a big promotion, but she's only been here three days.

Janice from accounting is definitely surging sanders.

Alt: We were going at it at his place, things were getting pretty heavy, and then all of a sudden he surged sanders all over my face.

by Mshark April 24, 2016