same-diff

an oxymoron, used to describe something as being the same as something else. Often used as an excuse for being wrong. Created by Stephanie Graves in the early nineties.

"you said jackflap, not flapjack"
"same-diff"

by Sasha65 November 26, 2007

samegame

A psychotic member of the Lock Legion that takes crap way to seriously and has obsessions secksual relations of ALL kinds.

Random person: What is a samegame?

Samegame: OMFG PLS DIE!!!!

by A british friend February 21, 2005

Sameem

A little bitch. All they do is hide behind a computer screen and says all the shit they want but won't say it to your face. All bark but no bite. They are weak as hell. Never does anything expect sleep, eat and game (yes, that means no showering). They never change clothes, they will wear the same pair for over a month or maybe even more. They only play League of Legends (fits because they are so toxic). They always want to start something, they will try to but when they get called out for it, it "suddenly" wasn't what they intended. The only thing they are good at is feeding off of is people's sympathy. Instead of working on they faults, they will blame everyone else and continue to believe they did nothing wrong and that they are in the right. They are only in a friend group to fill space, they are better off not in the group to being with. They are HUGE flakers, they will flake any chance they get. They are basically toxic, horrible people.

BEWARE, THEY WILL WASTE YOUR TIME

Person A: "I am gonna go play with Sameem tonight."
Person B: "Don't do it man, he is gonna flake or be a toxic ass teammate. Plus, he is shit at any game he plays."

by NotoriousG July 11, 2020

same difference

The contraction for "Same thing; no difference"

Democrats, Republicans, same difference.

by KingTT February 18, 2004

Sameed

The hardest guy in brum.I wouldn't beef him EVER and don't think he's quiet because he don't talk.He also has a lot of respect for girls and would never hit a girl he's asian but black from the waist below(he has a big nigga dick)he can also be a dickhead sometimes because he'll get your girl in his dms and fuck her that same day.

"Yes yes sameed"

by Suck your nans left toe June 14, 2017

Same Name Fag

Usually used in Anonymous Bulletin Boards e.g 4chan. Since by default everyone has the same name. So some people reply their own threads pretending to be other people with good feedback to convince other people to download their stuff while little they know its all virus or traps.

Mark: *points at "good" porn in 4chan* Dude people are saying this is good shit.

Gary:* Slapping Mark senselessly" Check out the time of post Its a Same Name Fag.. Its definately some Virus or midget porn.

by Waffles lious April 14, 2010

Sloppy Samei

While having sex doggy-style, the man places a bowl of food (preferably cereal, spaghetti, or some other sloppy food; Gumbo's a personal favorite) and alternately eats and flings food at his partner while thrusting.

Add.: Derivative of Philly Fake-out: While thrusting from behind, fake cumming, and when the woman turns around smash the bowl of food into her face.

Jonathan was doing Rachel doggy-style and proceeded to sloppy Samei her with some delicious, homemade Gumbo.

by Pappy Samei January 14, 2009