Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.

It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

Wet rooster

The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse

Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!

by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022

Poop rooster

The more politically correct version of the "N" word describing the stupid hair, weird walk and strange smell of darker people

Hey poop rooster you can't use your ebt card for gas!

by N.anno0o October 15, 2016

dizzy rooster

The act of running your dick around the inside of a woman's mouth before a blow job

"dude, stephanie gave me the dizzy rooster the other night, and it was great!"

by Ace Frehley July 30, 2008

Screaming Rooster

When the man is about to "finish" the girl pulls out his penis and yanks on it really hard while she inserts a dildo into his behind.

My girl gave me the screaming rooster last night

by Whatyousaid April 25, 2017

rooster

The act of insterting your penis inside the girl`s mouth all the way in (deep throating) and your balls would hang out on her chin like a rooster`s red thing under his head.

"I would like to rooster you tonight"

by sobousa June 15, 2007

White Rooster

The White Rooster is the act of cumming on a females face while she is fast asleep. Wake her up with your white protein cocka-doodle-doo

I am so glad Jake woke me up with the white rooster this morning, It sure woke me up I might have been late for work otherwise.

by Thesaenz March 27, 2016