Ronald

Getting pussy while still being an accused "stalker" and an "internet loser".

Damn, Zeek has been a straight up Ronald lately. He's browsing 5 forums and hitting up 5 bitches.

by zeek the geek February 29, 2008

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class player. He has unbelievable talent when he's behind the ball.

Many England fans dislike him as they believe he 'lost them the world cup'. I think it is pathetic that they still hold this grudge as Wayne Rooney was over it ages ago.

Others dislike him because they think he 'dives', he HAS dived before in his life, as nearly every player has, but football is not about who dives or who doesn't.

You think he 'dives all the time'? You certainly haven't watched him play recently then have you? He runs with such a fast pace that even the slightest contact could cause him to fall. And don't you think the referee would have him sent off if he 'dived' whenever he had the ball?

Tom: Cristiano Ronaldo is definately one of the world's best players.

James: Ronaldo? He fucking dives all the time.

Tom: Your mother dives, for cock.

by faizah December 1, 2007

ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Portugal. He was named the sexiest player of Euro 2004 and World Cup 2006 by Gay Krant, a Dutch gay magazine. His name Ronaldo is from Ronald Reagan who was his late father's favorite actor.

Guy: That Ronaldo is an ugly cheater.

Gay guy: Shut up you moron!!!

by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006

to ronald reagan

To cause the downfall of a communist state.

Mike: One day I'm going to take over the world and make it communist, and keep billions of dollars for myself.
John:Well I'll be America and I'll have to Ronald Reagan you.

by John Boyd February 9, 2008

David Ronaldson

Queer freak who touches kids and likes to eat toenails for dinner

You’re a David ronaldson

by Kyshehe123 November 3, 2019

ronald mcdonald the second

A curly headed fuck who is also a child molestor!

Dude look it's ronald mcdonald the second!

by GROD94 January 16, 2009

Cristiano Ronaldo

A world class football player of Portuguese nationality. Lead his team to victory in 2016 Euro cup. A skilled dribbler with accurate shooting , he has an unending appetite for goals. The most hardworking football player the planet has ever produced. He owns everything to his hardwork.

When you have Cristiano Ronaldo on your side , you are already ahead by 1-0.

by Dr. Bruce Banner January 2, 2019