A small car usually foreign like a Nissan or Toyota with Pep Boys tinted windows and baby sneakers dangling from the mirror. This vehicle will also be seen sporting chup caps "plastic fake chrome rims " with loud Spanish music pumping from a bad Wal Mart style system and a plastic blessed mother on the dash with some rosary beads ( your all ready going to hell, so no holy stuff in yo ride is going to save you). This vehicle can be found in the following parking lots Wal Mart, KMart, your local welfare office, Ron's crack shack in Hammonton,NJ or any supermarket.
Did you see Jose's new Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper?
It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.
It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.
by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) March 7, 2005
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When one has a patch of sweat between the scrotum and ass crack.
Known also as suffering from 'a lick of the wolf'.
Known also as suffering from 'a lick of the wolf'.
I've been sitting on this plastic chair all day in these tweed pants, and I've got an awful lick of the wolf.
by MaxIso April 13, 2004
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I was on my way to meet my Boyfriend when to my horror i realised with shame, that my shoes were full of puddlescum.
by Amanda January 17, 2004
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by O-bone April 21, 2007
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Ever since Hogarth saw Fanny's snatch he was doomed to the life of a muff puddler, semening on whatever he finds.
by Bone Hane June 15, 2010
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After hours of dancing and drinking, the two girls decided to make the walk to the car barefoot. Oblivious to their surroundings, they stepped off the curb directly into a bum puddle.
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