Provi

Using the restroom when you don't have to go but you know you will need to between current time and next time you have the opportunity to use one.

I am going to provi before we get on the long subway ride.

by Wilycayote September 26, 2014

protisticness

1. A person likes to think that they are a pro at something but actually aren't
2. What you would call something that is rushed and is bad in a joking manner

1. That guy is so full of protisticness. He sucks.
2. She held up her fugly drawing and when I said it was bad she laughed and joked that I was stifling her protisticness.

by Gollum-Is-Adorable December 30, 2016

Promise

A promise means something you can't break, ever

I promise I'll watch Stranger Things.

by Ohschnappz August 30, 2017

Providitis

An epidemic that leads organizations to use the most boring verb in the English language – provide.

That nonprofit's website has a serious case of Providitis - all of their goals are to "provide XYZ."

Nonprofits always have the same narrative:"We exist. Give us money so we can PROVIDE things"

by pubpol555 November 9, 2017

Providence Steamroller

When a person defacates on another during relations and proceeds to roll around in the filth, thus simulating a steamroller but with poop.

Johnny gave Sally a good ole’ fashioned Providence Steamroller last night when he rolled around in his poo.

by jcameron01 July 3, 2018

profissing

The verb used for a professor when he quickly dismisses a students logical arguemnet against what the professor is saying. He may use a arguemnet not associated with critical thinking, or a valid statement with no chance of rebuttal by the student.

The professor was profissing when he said it was ok to use tap water as contact lense solution. I stated this is false because you can lose your eye sight to infection or amoeba. He replied only 6 people in the United States lost their eyesight last year because of this, so the chances are low. He quickly went back to his lecture and didnt call on me when i reaised my hand to reply. My reply would have been the risk is too great to consider contact lense solution replacable by tap water.

by james kq12345 November 25, 2018

promisecuous

Denotes the status of frequently making an verbal commitment to spread your legs as "collateral" for a favor that someone else does for you, such as loaning you money, giving you a ride, performing manual labor for you, etc.

Agreeing to help a promisecuous lady may be all well and good, but one should consider how likely it is that said chick will actually keep her word when the time comes for her to "deliver the goods".

by QuacksO November 28, 2018