Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)
Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow
Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.
next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her
Tank: this is slow
Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.
next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her
by Tank December 13, 2008
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by Atom Crewz December 15, 2008
Get the Pretzel-Cock mug.Alice always wanted for Bob to come home after his daily run because she loved getting a salty pretzel.
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-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"
Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*
Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...
Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*
Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...
by Thadus June 22, 2011
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I was walking down the bribie island beach minding my own business when i saw a terry pretzel baker. I almost vomited
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Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things
Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.
Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.
Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things
Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.
Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.
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