Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "
by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011
Get the Armadillo in my prayer garden mug.A group of people who play the card game Magic; the Gathering. Generally lacking all social skills and completely lacking hygiene, Magic players spend all of their money on cards instead of t-shirts to cover their hanging gut or shampoo to wash their greasy hair. Do not feel sorry for these people, they can afford to be clean, they just chose not to. They would have time to get laid, but again, they chose not to.
Wow, that guy really smells bad......he must be a magic player.
Magic Players are creepy.
He didn't buy shampoo this month because he spent all his money on Magic cards.
Magic Players are creepy.
He didn't buy shampoo this month because he spent all his money on Magic cards.
by Gravy Face June 10, 2005
Get the Magic Players mug.Spreading the message of the love of Christ by staking out gay bars, and apparently, receiving prostate massages from the newly converted. See also cruising.
"Steady streams of miracles seem to accompany prayerwalking, and it's not difficult to figure out why," says Ted Haggard.
Steady streams, indeed.
Steady streams, indeed.
by blueball November 9, 2008
Get the prayerwalking mug.If you came here for a prayer so you can lead in online class, ur not gonna get one here. (jkjk)
Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
(it's ok if you're using this for a meeting, online class, etc.)
Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
(it's ok if you're using this for a meeting, online class, etc.)
A Prayer: Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
Amen.
by CCNeb December 2, 2021
Get the A Prayer mug.The gayest people on the world. Go to practice to play with their own shafts and their teammates shafts. Only date girls to hide the fact that they are gay. 11x out of 10 their gay.
by Savage 9 September 15, 2014
Get the Lacrosse players mug.fortnite players are the small minded people of the world and will continue being the most pathetic ninja wannabes
by R.A.F.E. November 26, 2019
Get the fortnite players mug.A baseball sized stone (usually granite) which is used to fend off the unwelcome spiritual advances of an intrusive, fanatical religious proselytizer.
They are typically blessed with an incantation, and then carefully placed within the cranium of the offending believer at a high velocity, where the incantation will hopefully dissolve and they will get the message.
It is considered bad form to use prayer rocks unless your attacker has begun to threaten you with prayer.
They are typically blessed with an incantation, and then carefully placed within the cranium of the offending believer at a high velocity, where the incantation will hopefully dissolve and they will get the message.
It is considered bad form to use prayer rocks unless your attacker has begun to threaten you with prayer.
"Friend, I am here to tell you, you are standing in the path of God Almighty's wrath! You need to get right with Him before it's too late! Won't you please accept His free gift now, before it's too late?!?"
"Like I said before, I'm really not interested..."
"Oh friend, please don't make the mistake of assuming you can do it tomorrow! Tomorrow may never come! Think about it! Hell is not where you want to spend eternity!"
"Look, next to you is not where I want to spend next Sunday. Could you please just leave me alone?"
"You are making an awful mistake, friend. I am certainly going to pray for you! I am going to pray that God sears your soul, and draws you to repentance! I am going to pray that God makes you MISERABLE in your sins!!"
"No, I don't think so... (mutters to prayer rock) your next prayer is going to be for a bottle of Tylenol..."
THUD!!!
"Like I said before, I'm really not interested..."
"Oh friend, please don't make the mistake of assuming you can do it tomorrow! Tomorrow may never come! Think about it! Hell is not where you want to spend eternity!"
"Look, next to you is not where I want to spend next Sunday. Could you please just leave me alone?"
"You are making an awful mistake, friend. I am certainly going to pray for you! I am going to pray that God sears your soul, and draws you to repentance! I am going to pray that God makes you MISERABLE in your sins!!"
"No, I don't think so... (mutters to prayer rock) your next prayer is going to be for a bottle of Tylenol..."
THUD!!!
by J_Marco_Medi August 11, 2009
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