postdockery

Self-inflicted fuckery where you apply for another underpaid research position and stay in denial about your career prospects as a Ph.D.

"You were supposed to interview for that research consultancy job today! Why did you do this postdockery instead?!"

by tgwtt October 7, 2021

Postbox

Someone who is not capable of adding value to information received

Sam: My client told me that the budget has not been approved.
Felix: Did you verify it? Don't be a postbox!

by BeluVal December 20, 2021

Postory

A word of “post” and “story”. Only when people are way too lazy to type st and space once again.

I postory of my favourite food

by Flowermulan February 20, 2022

Pontooning

The act of motorboating a flat-chested woman with C-cup or smaller breasts.

I went to motorboat that bae but turned out she was wearing a padded bra, so when I got down in there, it was more like pontooning.

by cheergirl420 April 1, 2022

Pontoon Boat

A boat that old people usually drive.

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!

by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022

Postmodernism

A way to philosophize yourself into a lunatic asylum

He went insane because he studied postmodernism and couldn’t tell fact from fiction anymore

by Colonel Kakarrot August 12, 2022

Pontoonorous

when something/ someone is quite goofy/nutty/foolish/aidanlike/ clownish yet brilliant. Can also be used when a situation is quite optimistic but you want your tone to sound very sophisticated.

Verb; Pontoonereee

Using this hair cream I can make pontoonorous shapes with my hair. Adjective

What is this pontoonereee. Verb

Pon. Singular

by nutwood69420 August 18, 2022