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Posterity

Posterity (noun): the ease of masturbation without searching through a whole Facebook or text conversation to find nudes.
Did you just save the nude snap I sent you?!
Oh, don't mind that, just recording it for posterity.
by Papawoot June 28, 2019
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Postler

The inventor of the "Post-T-Vac" as seen on late night infomercials. The Post-T-Vac was originally named the Postler, but the name tested poorly with consumers and was renamed. A little known fact is that the tube was modled after the inventors genitailia. Yes, his penis is long, empty and see thru, just like the Post-T-Vac.
I wish I had a bigger penis, I know...... I will pull on my Postler!
by Dewizzle April 10, 2009
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Pestle

To either:

Throw
or Hit Someones Crotch area eg. Balls/Knob.

Derived from the "pestle" from "pestle and mortar" Being thrown at a Mate of ours Crotch area.
HAHAHA You just got Pestle'd Mate.
by Durranz Jah Bless! March 10, 2007
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pottle

half a gallon used by the english in the 1700's
can i get half a pottle of gin
by pottle November 2, 2004
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poste

Means of electronic message exchange not only restricted to though not excluding e-mail.
Hey, tx for the poste to my snw profile.
by Hercolena Oliver March 6, 2009
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posterman

He is a Scottish Red Haired big Glass looking Freak! By day he does his Clark Kent Record Label Running by night he changes into the Posterman a wild drinking freak causing mayhem and mischief wherever he goes.......
p.s. Hi sidekicks are called Honkey-Kats
Since Batman and Robin are now old and over the hill.....who can save Gothom City from the Posterman......
by Mayor of Gothom City November 11, 2004
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postern

a former employee made redundant by an organisation who is now doing work for free for that organisation, usually in the hope of being rehired when the economy improves.
She's trying to find a new direction, but in the mean time, she's effectively an IBM postern, still trying to direct sales leads towards her old employer.
by graviton August 25, 2010
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