pork paste

the end product of male ejaculation

After many heated hours of humping, Ted finally showered me with his pork paste.

by TopherRyan January 22, 2009

pulling the pork

Another term for masturbating.. Pulling the pork.

Hey what's that guy doing? Don't mind him he is just pulling the pork

by Jesus juice 420 January 21, 2017

pork basket

1) Where you put the pork 2) Female genitalia

At Oktoberfest I'm going to put my sausage in the beer wench's pork basket.

by Doctor Chroma August 16, 2011

Pork Ribbons

When her taint is extra meaty and has has multiple fat rolls.

She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.

She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.

As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2018

Pork gizzard

Fat chick who stays sucking Dick and got that juicy booty to back it up.

She got that pork gizzard ass and a real pretty mouth.

by 32 Squad August 01, 2019

Pork turtle

It’s a turtle with wings and a hotdog as a neck. They fly and appear when you’re high.

Bro I smoked so much I can see pork turtles.

by Aadoog January 31, 2023

Musky Pork

The post anal sex penis after rearranging the lower intestine of dirty, unprepared partner.

Man I absolutely railed Sheila’s ass last night but she left me with the musky pork.

I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.

That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.

by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020