Pootie

A word Manny uses in Diary of A Wimpy Kid that you looked up hoping to find answers.

Manny called his brother, Greg, a pootie.

by cannot make this shit up September 29, 2019

Pooty

Pooping

I gotta go take a pooty!

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus August 5, 2023

Pooty sauce

A woman's pussy cream when she gets off.

Hey Hopp remember when you got that pooty sauce all over your dick after that stripper rode you!

by Pooty pop October 27, 2017

Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.

Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.

by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025

pooTI

A UTI from putting it in the stink and then back in the pink

Person 1: “why’s does Hanna hate you so much?”
Person 2: “Because I gave that cheating bitch a PooTI!”

by PooTIthang July 24, 2019

Pootis

N. A heavy from TF2 that is friendly to the player, often posessing a chicken kiev hat.
V. The shortened, funny version of heavy TF2 saying "Put Dispenser Here" aka "Pootis Penser Here".

Guys look, it's a wild Pootis right there!
Engineer, pootis!

by wenderender4t April 16, 2022

Pooty

Rich, snobby, fancy. Think gated communities, country clubs, and Lily Pulitzer. Can also be used sarcastically to describe the opposite.

Wow, this Asian buffet is so pooty.

by Goldencorall May 27, 2017