Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

platonic kiyokage

the best headcanon in all of the haikyu fandom, courtesy of ousamatobio

“man! i bet platonic kiyokage are neighbors/childhood bffs/cousins/platonic soulmates!”

“canon!!”

by ycfeh1 November 19, 2021

Platonic Crisis

A phase that a person goes through where they can't distinguish platonic relationships/love from romantic ones

-I'm having a platonic crisis right now.

-I'm in a platonic crisis.

by ILoveThighs254 August 20, 2021

platonic incel

a guy that doesn't have a close female/nonbinary friend and therefore has an incel mentality towards these groups

Oh Omar? He's never had a female friend except his gf and doesn't see the value in having non-men as friends. He also has women-hating tendencies.

Yea he's a platonic incel.

by bringmealittlewaterSylvie November 23, 2021

Platonichusbands

Platonichusbands is a tiktok account that posts mainly dsmp edits and videos but also other mc and content creators there alos pretty cool

Hey did you see the new edit posted by platonichusbands on tiktok?

by Billzo_wastaken December 17, 2021

Platonicc

When two friends have intercourse and give monstrous brain

Sharlyn is going to give noah head to signify their platonicc relationship

by NTS447 January 8, 2022

Platonic

Just a common friend

My experience with this person is simply platonic

by anonymous March 27, 2022