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plumber crack

A plumber's crack usually all the way up they're back. Usually their name would be Sarah. Plumbs sewage and enjoys it.
Sarah has a plumber crack up her back
by Smrbitch1 February 18, 2017
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Joe the Plumber

a term that was used in the 2008 final presidential debate to describe somebody that works hard and is worried about the economy of our coutry.
We all need to follow the example of Joe the Plumber to make America a better country economically
by da gloria February 21, 2009
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plumber bryan

Jacking off with a hand full of fire caulk in a construction site biffy
I pulled a plumber Bryan at work today and it was amazing
by Bbck December 10, 2020
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Internet Plumber

Someone who regularly builds things on the internet. They connect the tubes to make shit happen.
"Hey nice hat! What does Internet Plumber mean anyway?"
"Oh, I build shit on the internet."
by geekforbrains January 6, 2023
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Gumtree plumber

A plumber that advertises on Gumtree, looking to scrape clients from the bottom of the barrel . Due to low overheads, (usually still lives at home with mum & dad) can beat any price by reputable plumbing businesses. Installs all types of plumbing fixtures always asks for cash and never puts in any tickets.
Usually has the words Cheap, Affordable or discount in the business name.
Hey George did you get that quote to install the toilet from yesterday?
No mate owners wanted a Gumtree plumber, bloke did it for $49, but they’ll keep our number and call us in a few months to come by and repair it.
by Shano Dunco December 13, 2018
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Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.
Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.
by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021
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Plumber's Helper

When an especially adventuresome young lady rams her fist up your ass for a nice relaxing Reem job and wacks your wang at the same time until you spooge, and then suddenly yanks her hand out, cleaning both front and rear plumbing in one go.
Wow, no need to go to hydrotherapy this week, Courtney gave me a really great Plumber's Helper last night while we were watching the playoffs....
by Evil Santa October 18, 2010
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