Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.

"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.

by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022

PICNIC

Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok

(Later)

B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.

by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022

picnickery

The practice of having picnics.

Picnickers practice picnickery almost every day

by nottedious March 16, 2022

Picnic ass

1.
When a womens ass is large enough that when consumed you do not come up hungry.

2.
When a womens ass is used like a table to hold your plate of food.

1.Kelli has such a picnic ass, the last time I ate that booty I was not hungry for 2 days.
2. I went to Patty's house for dinner, she farted on my plate of hotdogs when I was using her picnic ass.

by jumbofupaass May 27, 2022

pisnicht

A dutch slur which is used to call out a homosexual

Sexist: Cancer pisnicht i hope you burn in hell
Homosexual: Fucks his dad

by Baltihond May 30, 2022

Pirnickity

Really nitpicky

"Pirnickity"... Wait do you mean nitpicky or dickpicky

by MrBabyPickle September 10, 2022

Picnic Basket

You can call this to your bestest of friends to tell them they are a horrible person, also a very bad insult

"you fricken picnic basket😡"

by Mewchz January 17, 2023