pirate eye

cumming into a girls eye then kicking her shin. Therefore she will be hoping around on one leg and one eye closed screaming argh!

I gave Jessica a pirate eye last night!

by sam k. March 14, 2005

naked pirate

When an individual, often female, is forced to wear an eye patch after experiencing a male ejaculate into their eye/eyes.

James turned Missy into a naked pirate last night after the football game.

by used and abused by mr. wear May 24, 2009

pirate drunk

adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.

Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."

MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."

by chi_tom July 20, 2008

chode pirate

One who searches for the chode. Also likes the chode.

Man, our baseball coach is such a chode pirate for making us run.

by JugglaJay83 June 5, 2004

Moonlight pirates

a) Someone whose a fag, (gay) and probably likes to sit nearer than 5 feet to their bro in a hot tub.

b) Cosplay pirate that enjoys mooning people.

Eg. “Man, look at those moonlight pirates over there!”

“Ayo check it out! There’s one moonlight pirate inside another! That shits crazy man!”

by dick fingers! April 27, 2020

ass pirate

Your typical Caribbean Plunderer who enjoys "swabbing the poop deck" with his "first mate." Pastimes also involve comparing frigate sizes with other captains and polishing another captain's plank.

...Also ass pirates enjoy homosexual intercourse.

"Arr!! Its time to pillage the village"

"look mateys ive found buried treasure"

Ass pirate: "Lets get that poop deck dirrty"

by The 'vet gets em wet June 13, 2006

Pirates Of The Caribbean

A trilogy of films documenting the tales of one Captain Jack Sparrow and his crew of wild yet loyal miscreants, and their quest to pillage the seas of the Spanish main. The first installment of which, entitled "The Curse of the Black Pearl," released in 2003, became widley popular as the first PG-13 Disney movie ever released. Also, the release of "Black Pearl" boosted the lead actor, Johhny Depp, into super-star status, also causing widespread fits of *fan girling worldwide. The second film, "Dead Man's Chest" proceeded to shatter all opening weekend records, grossing a supposed $155 million plus dollars in three days. Also starring Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly, the third installment of the epic Trilogy is currently filming, and is set to be released Memorial Day weekend of 2007.

* See fan girling.

"Did you see Johnny Depp in Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean?! He's so hot he made me get all 'fan-girl'!"

by Elizabeth V. August 3, 2006